Pussy in Johannesburg, South Africa

Royal Park Hotel - Strip club, brothel, decent bar, some gambling next door.

Source reliability: 10/10
Last verified: 28 April 2015

Pussy: Entrance is R50 during the day, R70 at night (after 17.00). R100 to R250 for sex in a clean room. There are stripper booths, price negotiable. There is quite a variety of shapes and looks here, so you will find big titties, skinny young women, chubby and super fat, nice asses, skinny asses, huuuuuge booty, pretty and fugly. On a quiet day around 20 women, when it gets busy on Friday nights then much more. The women here are not into chatting for hours, they need to make cash and quick so if you stand near the entrance to the bar you will get first pickings on the women. If you are on the far end of the bar it is unlikely that the pretty women will reach you.

Races: mostly black, a few oriental, occasional coloured and white but don't count on it.

Attraction: This is probably the cleanest and most modern bar in Johannesburg CBD. Some highlights:

Annoyances:

Parking: R30 in the "official" parking area, this is located on the corner of Leyds St and Banket St (click here for streetview of parking). Free parking on the streets. It is cutom to give car guards a small tip if you park on the streets, R5 is more than enough. If you park in the street and want a carwash: R30, no tip needed.

Security: the surrounding areas look terrible but there have been no reports of crime from our brothers yet. There is tight security to get into the hotel. Unlikely to see a polideman inside so there is no chance of getting hit for anything.

Privacy: there is plenty of booth seating which is secluded. Nobody asks for ID. Sex and intimacy is done in private rooms only. If you don't want to be seen then go on weekdays around lunch, there are very few clients then.

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See also:

Summit Club, Lily Lodge, Moulin Rouge