Pussy in Johannesburg, South Africa

Street Walkers in Johannesburg (Street Hookers)

There are few places in Johannesburg where you will find pussy for sale from the side of the road. They do exist, mostly at night. Here are some shopping areas.

Daytime locations for Street Walkers:

prostitute walking in Johannesburg

Night time locations for Street Walkers:


A prostitute in Roodepoort, on the corner of Dieperink Street and Berlandina Street. See the streetview.

How to pick up a street hooker

Street hookers are loads of fun, mostly because the thrill of the chase here is greater than brothels or escort websites. There is a risk that you stop next to a real ugly bag but that is not a problem if you have worked out your exit strategy.

First contact

You will know when a woman is a street worker/ hooker when she makes eye contact with you. She will not just look at you, she will glare. Most will say "Hi" really loudly or start walking towards you when you slow down. Often street hookers will whistle when you drive past slowly.

Stinker check

Never let a street hooker into your car until you have done the stinker test. The stinker test? Yes, check if she is really a yummy catch or a drug ridden stinker. When she gets to your car roll down the window a little but keep the door locked. Smile at her and say "Hi beautiful" in the most friendly way you can. You are doing this because you want her to smile so you can check if she has black teeth.

The negotiation

Always negotiate while she is outside because you will get a better rate. Once she is in the car she will be in a better negotiating position and may give you a hard time. Ask what she wants for a blowjob or full house. Don't negotiate too much, the more you negotiate the worse the service you will get. If her price is too high for you just say: "sorry, too much for me." and drive off. If she drops her prices do not stop driving, just go. A street hooker will often feel cheated if you give her too little and will use that as a reason to steal stuff from you.

The ride

So you both agree on a price and the service, let her in. NEVER go to a drug den for any reason. A drug den is easily recognisable as having a run down appearance, a very strong security gate and a Nigerian accent wafting through the air. Rather fuck in one of the places listed under places to fuck in Johannesburg. The ride is where she will likely steal something from your car, so just make sure there is nothing to steal.

Exit strategy

So you picked the hooker up but now on the ride you realise that she is a stinker. Fuck. Get rid of her. Best way of doing that is to say: "sorry, this is not going to work, I am a married man and I am going to regret this." give her R50 and she will leave. R50 is less than the price of a medical check up and lot less than the scratch on the side of your car when you drive off without her. Remember, she is experienced in this, you are not.

What you do after this is up to you, have fun. Make sure she does not steal your wallet while you are in the act.

Krugersdorp, Sivewright road. Drive through sex.

Info reliability: 9/10. Last updated 1 August 2016

This is a fun place to shop because there is so much variety. There are definitely white, coloured and black prostitutes during the day. Many stand on the side of the road and stare at male drivers. All it takes is a little eye contact from the driver and you have a catch. Prices vary, bottom prices are around R50 about $4 USD (2015) and go up to about R150 if you drive an expensive car. Usually it is R50 for one action like a blowjob or quick sex. Some street walkers do the deed from drug dens operated by Nigerians, these are extremely dangerous even if you are combat trained with a firearm. These Nigerian drug dens are not urban myth, they are very real and very dangerous. The safer option is to take a street walker to a Guest House or hotel, there are not many about but there is the convenient Boroko Hotel, they have 2 establishments on Luipaard st and have a cheap day rate of R150 (2015). If you are only after a blowjob then try the local park and donate some DNA from the convenience of your car.

The worn out prostitutes seem to hang out on Sivewright St and there seem to be a lot of Police patrols there too. The prettier hookers can be found around Burger St and Francis St in Krugersdorp (map). On 1 August 2016 there were 4 pretty white hookers around this corner, a higher white pussy density than anywhere in Johannesburg!! Also, during the day there were a few prossies hanging around Coronation St and Human St in Krugersdorp.

Many of the prostitutes that you will find are addicted to Tik (methamphetamine), so you can expect some peculiarities like:

Most importantly, expect to lose some money. You will have some good experiences, some bad and lots of exciting close shaves. A personal favourite is to fuck 3 prostitutes each for less than the price of a big Mac Meal in one day. 1 of the 3 will be memorable. But that is still pretty good considering the price of a girlfriend.

Risks of Street Walkers in Johannesburg

Other than the obvious (prossies stealing wallets), there are legal problems with street prostitution. The police rarely if ever raid brothels but you are easy prey for the police if you pick up a prostitute from the side of the road. Know your rights.

Non-Contact Street Walker fun

So you want to have some fun but you don't want to catch anything. What do you do? There are some non-contact sex ideas:

Alternatives to street prostitutes in Johannesburg

On those cold and wet days prostitutes don't venture out much so it may be worth checking these links:

More information

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Some of the places that hookers hang around in Joburg from the above website:

We don't know the guys who put the following website together but it is terrible for street hooker info. Most of the locations in Johannesburg have no hookers at all. Total waste of time.

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From a variety of sources we need reviews on these places:

Reviews of Street Hookers in Johannesburg

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Review of Makoshas on corner of Nugget St and Pritchard St in Johannesburg CBD by M.P. on 23 March 2016:

Greetings. I am giving you the review you wanted concerning that zombie den where the street walker hookers operate. It's an old abandoned building, its dark inside, when entering there you do it on risk, being thirsty, starving sexually would force a man to do it even with a scar face, mostly this scars, I just think on my own , they get bitten by their clients because they steal from them. They have a different manner of approach, some are forcefully whereas some are kind , soft speaking, you'd wonder why they are there. I passed by there. Then this half mafutha (fat) woman said to me: "my size! "She smiled eating a yellow peach. I got closer to her as if I wasn't hearing her. She said "visit me" as if I didn't know, I said " where?" , she said "come let us fuck," I said "how much?" She said R30. And that was the money I had with me . I asked her "is it safe?" She said "yes". I asked because I knew they cannot be less and not steal from me. Lucky enough, I know this cheap hookers, they once stole my phone and R30.in my wallet when I first arrived in Joburg. I was new in being approached by a hooker and I had those properties with me . Lucky enough they could not take my bank card....but my phone was gone . Now there at nugget street when she said R30.I knew there's someone in hiding to search me while busy fucking pussy there. That place is without lights, it's just that it's a broken building, there's light through the broken walls. She led the way and I followed, as I followed, the place looked dark, she kept going up, I was beginning to fright, I got relieved when she got to a point where she took condoms, there was a guy standing in a passage...I ignored him but I knew something fishy was going on there. We got in this room divided by curtains hanging on strings, there was a matress on the floor, she took off her tight and panty sat on that matress. I pulled down my trouser, she started pulling my penis to make it hard, she then slipped in the condom.she opened her thighs putting the pussy in the open, she was fat, I entered her but I didn't felt her. I heard that my trouser was being searched by someone behind though it was still in my legs. The woman said "make your legs straight so you can have a good fuck knowing that she was giving her partners in crime to search me so to get more from what they charged. It's bad bussines.it's better during the day.it was during the day when I went there. I think at night it's worse . In my trouser pockets there was a packet of condoms, my key.after failing to find something while busy fucking there I heard the thief saying"this dog (in zulu) have nothing." After finishing, I could see that the lady was afraid, she asked"you finished?" I said "yes" I realised she asked because she felt her partner wasn't finished with searching my trouser. I pulled up my trouser and there were my keys on the floor confirming the search of my trouser. I didn't talk much for I knew it might turn ugly, I later found that my condoms were taken. On my way out I could see how sad they were, the other hookers. I paid for my service and left. I went there prepared, I had nothing with me .even money I kept it in cardless.I finished, paid all I had then I went to perform cardless in ATM...there was my money and I came back refreshed form sexually starving. Adeos Amigo

Prostitutes in Germiston on 23 March 2016, review from Mike B:

Germiston I reached at about 12.20 a.m.. There were several girls in the area you specified, rather young but not quite coloured. I may visit the area again late this evening. The girls were normally dressed, which pleases me, and seem pleasant and non aggressive.

Hookers in Germiston, July 2016

It was really late and freezing but there were still a few prostitutes about the streets. Good show ladies!

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