Pussy in Johannesburg, South Africa

Teazers Johannesburg

Teazers is a strip club in Johannesburg. The ladies are above average and their prices are also above average.

Teazers Midrand

Address: Glen Austin Village, c/o Old Pretoria Rd & Olifantsfontein Rd, Midrand
Telephone: 011 314 2529
Email: midrand@teazers.co.za

Teazers Rivonia

Address: 344 Rivonia Boulevard, Rivonia, Sandton
Telephone: 011 807 8722
Email:rivoniaclub@teazers.co.za

The drinks are reasonably priced. R200 entrance. Impressive venue that can cater to large groups. Continuous strip shows that go topless but no shows or dancing, this is Gogo Bar style swing around a pole topless. Gets busy after 10 pm Friday and Saturday nights. Table dance R350. Half an hour private session R1600.

Review of Teazers Rivonia (Note that this is the opinion of one person and not necessarily the opinion of www.pussy.joburg): every city has one. Every city. For Johannesburg it is Teazers Rivonia. An establishment designed to rip you off. Aggressive car guards and Nigerian doormen set the scene, then a room filled with ugly women hellbent on taking your money make you feel like you are in a snake pit. To start, the women are not all ugly, some are very ugly. Teazers Rivonia is a showroom for plastic surgery. If you are into plastic then this venue is great for you. For guys who want to feel a pulse in their women then just about any strip club in Johannesburg will be better than this.

If you ever feel the need to go to Teazers Rivonia then go online, buy 2 blow up dolls and use them as wind chimes around a pole, the dancing that you will get will match or better Teazers Rivonia. The dancers make no effort to dance. Even if they did, it is so dark that their features are barely distinguishable. The teazers logo is a silhouette of a woman dancing, this is very apt, that logo is about as much titty as you will see. The worst part is the well trained ladies who will try to force themselves on you at your table. They will not relent. They are well trained in assertiveness. These are the people whose day jobs is either debt collectors or it is to cold call you and sell you yet another cellphone contract. Nothing kills an evening quicker than a stream of ugly ladies getting snotty about not getting hold of your wallet.

Hopefully this bad review will get the management to sort out their club. (Feb 2017- JD)

Teazers Boksburg

Address: Venter centre ,Corner Rietfontein and Northrand, Boksburg
Telephone: 011 826 0187
Email:boksburg@teazers.co.za